Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

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myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

I look at this and reblog because I too love my mother. 

Then I think why people scroll past when they see this about the father

But then I remember many dad’s just ain’t shit let alone there (Referreing to the one’s who leave by choice not taken by the system)

Then I count my blessings that my father is not within that category.

But I digress, I love you mom

I swear i hate this post.

I hate this post fr

jessicasquats:

snowysansa:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

THIS.

the-more-u-know:

Yes, You Too Can Read at 1000 Words Per Minute

Ever wondered how to read faster. Here is a solution that will allow you to read 1000 words per minute. Spritz, a Boston based start-up, is developing a technology that would enable you to read up to 1000 words per minutes. Spritz’s mission is to change the way people read and make communication faster, easier, and more effective.

With Spritz, which is coming to the Samsung Galaxy S5 and Samsung Gear 2 watch, words appear one at a time in rapid succession. This allows you to read at speeds of between 250 and 1,000 words per minute. The typical college-level reader reads at a pace of between 200 and 400 a minute.

What Spritz does is manipulate the format of the words to more appropriately line them up with the eye’s natural motion of reading. The “Optimal Recognition Point” (ORP) is slightly left of the center of each word, and is the precise point at which our brain deciphers each jumble of letters. The unique aspect of Spritz is that it identifies the ORP of each word, makes that letter red and presents all of the ORPs at the same space on the screen. In this way, our eyes don’t move at all as we see the words, and we can therefore process information instantaneously rather than spend time decoding each word.

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Some Great Advice

the-more-u-know:

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

When you say, “I love you,” mean it.

When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.

Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Believe in love at first sight.

Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.

In disagreements, fight fairly. Please No name calling.

Don’t judge people by their relatives.

Talk slowly but think quickly.

When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.

When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

Remember the three R’s:
Respect for self;
Respect for others;
Responsibility for all your actions.

Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

Spend some time alone. 

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The Signs as Elle Woods quotes

  1. Aries: what, like it's hard?
  2. Taurus: whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed
  3. Gemini: hi, I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.
  4. Cancer: you must always have faith in others, and more importantly, you must always have faith in yourself
  5. Leo: I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.
  6. Virgo: I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
  7. Libra: It's impossible to use a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in - I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you've picked the wrong girl.
  8. Scorpio: I'd pick the dangerous one because I'm not afraid of a challenge.
  9. Sagittarius: [man whistles] I object!
  10. Capricorn: the rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would've known.
  11. Aquarius: oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch I try not to look so constipated.
  12. Pisces: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal? Well this is so much better than that, excuse me I have some shopping to do.

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trevenants:

#iconic

i send 50 texts in 1 minute

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parents

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"Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud"
— unknown (via timppmit)

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

vinesnow:

everytime i think things are going well - more vines

vinesnow:

how did you and mom meet? more vines